Posts tagged "i am dying"
fun game: when someone asks you how your day was, see how long it takes them to realize you’re actually describing hawke’s life.
“Went on a date. We went to this tunnel just outside town. You know, the one that smells like sela petrae? Yeah, scored some fab new trousers there. Tears in all the right places, if you know what I mean. Oh, and then I met a few of my date’s old college buddies. Shanked a few of them. Then we had sandwiches. Good times. Good day.”
Christ almighty. DYING.
(via meanwhilemishacollins)
