for “GET THE HELL IN MY MOUTH ALREADY YOU MOLTEN MUG OF CHOCOLATEY LAVA”
Is it weird that I look forward to your ‘flutie liveblogs brownie in a cup’ posts almost as much as an actual brownie in a cup?
I think you’re only saying that because you don’t have enough brownie in a cup.
Get on that shit already.
Him: “You participate in the strangest Internet memes.”
Me: “Yeah, well YOUR MOM IS AN INTERNET MEME.”
He’s just jealous ‘cause he doesn’t have his own brownie in a cup.

NO YOU FUCKING WILL NOT.
GET YOUR OWN DAMN BROWNIE IN A CUP.
THIS ONE IS MINE.
