Sometimes I really wonder at myself…
(I never actually say what game it is, though my editor asked me to. I figured if you’d played it, you’d know exactly what I was talking about. If you hadn’t? Well, mentioning the game title probably wouldn’t help you get the joke anyway.)
Imagine if Phin is voiced by Adam Howden this scene would be PERFECT asdfghjkl
Heh. It gets slightly better when I completely break the 4th wall and throw in an unnamed Alistair cameo. >_< (Or worse, depending on your point of view.)
Wow… What book is this?
It’s the third book in my UF series - A Trace of Moonlight. (I tend to drop a lot of silly gaming references in the books - whatever I was playing at the time usually gets put in. First book I was playing WoW - so there’s this completely over the top thing that deals with that, for example.)
I was heavy into DA2/ME3 when I wrote this one, so there we go. (It was also the last book in my current contract, so I figured I could just be ridiculous about it.)
sHUT THE FRONT DOOR
THE UNICORN EVEN ROMANCED HIM
I CANNOT EVEN

i dont understand why people are adverse to references because otherwise stuff like this happens
what if there are human teenagers from all over Thedas who pack up tents and fake aravels, and go out into the desert and pretend to have an Arlathvhen, and they smoke elfroot, and bang on drums they buy from tourist-traps and burn big effigies of the Dread Wolf…and meanwhile there are elves on the sidelines just
Burning Elf
they wear fake halla horn pendants and mangle words in Elven and pronounce them wrong
YES YES YES
Oh, oh, oh and what if there were kids of the Kirkwaller nobles who ran around wearing ironically torn trousers and moldy scarves they bought at Lirene’s, writing beat poetry about Fereldan succession and the plight of the Banns, and smashing open Cailan/Anora wedding snowglobes to cover themselves in the lyrium dust inside so they could call themselves the Glitter Dog Lords.

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via silvergreyrain)
OMFG HE’S GAY
REPEAT: DICK ROMAN IS A GAY SKI INSTRUCTOR
this is my new favorite episode of anything EVER
‘i hate mages… i hate mages so… so… much… like… it was like… flames. flames on the side of my face.’
wHAT IS AIR
I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men
(via cheesiestart)
I really want someone to draw a picture of Cas as CAS (Copyright Alert System). Like Sam’s downloading a movie onto his computer for them to watch and Cas shows up and is like “You’re illegaly pirating this, Sam. I have to slow down your internet now, I’m sorry.”
sorry i couldn’t help myself
Season 6 had its problems, but seriously, oh my, this is hands-down the funniest season byfar.
Call Me Maybe - Entirely in Star Wars quotes
BESTILL MY HEART
WHAT
OH MY GOD
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
JUST SHUT DOWN THE UNIVERSE
WE WILL NEVER TOP THIS
NEVER
(via ionsfolly)