Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

sylvar:

Let’s get down to business
We live for the One
I asked for Andrei’s daughter
We’re not here for fun
You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
I will make Anla’shok out of you

Stealthy as a Shadow
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You’re a shirking batch of Worker caste
With the spine of fresh-made spoo
But I’ll make Anla’shok out of you

I’m never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy was I a fool for all my fighting talk
This guy’s got ‘em scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see right through me
Is this a rifle scope or a denn’bok? (ow!)

(Anla’shok)
We must be swift as a Psi Corps mindblast
(Anla’shok)
With all the faith of Alit Neroon
(Anla’shok)
With all the strength of Centauri hair gel
(Anla’shok)
Mysterious as a trip to Z’ha’dum!

Time is racing toward us
‘Til the Drakh arrive
You might die for Valen
or you might survive
If you have a preference either way
Then pack up, go home, you’re through
I can’t make Anla’shok out of you

(Anla’shok)
We must be swift as a Psi Corps mindblast
(Anla’shok)
With all the faith of Alit Neroon
(Anla’shok)
With all the strength of Centauri hair gel
(Anla’shok)
Mysterious as a trip to Z’ha’dum!

(Anla’shok)
We must be swift as a Psi Corps mindblast
(Anla’shok)
With all the faith of Alit Neroon
(Anla’shok)
With all the strength of Centauri hair gel
(Anla’shok)
Mysterious as a trip to Z’ha’dum!

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF CENTAURI HAIR GEL

OMG I AM DEAD

(via fuckyeahb5)