Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

THERE ARE BOOBY TRAPS IN THIS CANNERY

WTF

WHO PUT THOSE THERE

WAS IT LIKE SOME DISGRUNTLED CANNER

BORED ON HIS CIGARETTE BREAK

THINKING TO HIMSELF

MAN I’M REALLY GONNA FUCK WITH BRENDA THIS TIME

LAST TIME THAT BITCH STEALS MY HOT POCKET

I MEAN IT HAD MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING

SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THAT

STEAL A MAN’S HOT POCKET RIGHT OUT OF THE FRIDGE

I’LL SHOW HER

I’LL SHOW THEM ALL

GODDAMMIT

NOW I’M WRITING FANFIC

ABOUT THIS CANNERY

THIS BOOBY TRAPPED CANNERY

FUCK THIS EPISODE