Someone has been leaking an intimate picture of me in my bathrobe to the church.
I can’t stop laughing.
Crotchety, grumpy, bitter, sad, grouchy, tricky, and yells at children.
Yep, they got me to a T.
But guys, guys, remember: there’s a War On Christianity.
And you grumpy robed goat-people are the foot-soldiers.