• Me: So what do you think of Castiel so far?
  • Husband: Hmm. Well.
  • Husband: That guy has significant personal space issues.
  • Me: Oh, sweetie. You have no idea.
  • Husband: Makes sense, though. I guess there's no such thing as the "personal space cone" in Heaven.
  • Me: Not really. Celestial beings and all.
  • Husband: Oh man. I bet their cocktail parties are just the worst.
  • Husband: All the same awkward staring and mouth-breathing, just now fourteen nanometers apart.
  • Me: Think that's bad?
  • Me: Just imagine waiting in front of him in line. At, like, Blockbuster.
  • Husband: *shudder*
  • Husband: *adopts Cas voice* I SEE THAT YOU ARE CHECKING OUT PORN.
  • Husband: HOWEVER I MUCH PREFERRED BACKDOOR BEAUTIES VOLUME 43.
  • Me: OOOH. Foreshadowing!
  • Husband: What?
  • Me: Um. Nothing.
  1. msdirected said: Lucky you:] I’m still trying to convince my SO of this ship that sails itself
  2. cheesiestart said: be sure to keep us updated, aahaha
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