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Me:
So what do you think of Castiel so far?
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Husband:
Hmm. Well.
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Husband:
That guy has significant personal space issues.
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Me:
Oh, sweetie. You have no idea.
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Husband:
Makes sense, though. I guess there's no such thing as the "personal space cone" in Heaven.
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Me:
Not really. Celestial beings and all.
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Husband:
Oh man. I bet their cocktail parties are just the worst.
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Husband:
All the same awkward staring and mouth-breathing, just now fourteen nanometers apart.
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Me:
Think that's bad?
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Me:
Just imagine waiting in front of him in line. At, like, Blockbuster.
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Husband:
*shudder*
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Husband:
*adopts Cas voice* I SEE THAT YOU ARE CHECKING OUT PORN.
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Husband:
HOWEVER I MUCH PREFERRED BACKDOOR BEAUTIES VOLUME 43.
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Me:
OOOH. Foreshadowing!
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Husband:
What?
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Me:
Um. Nothing.