spicyshimmy:

i’m having a weird saturday night so tell me the weirdest filenames you have on your computer. word docs or art or whatever it may be! this shall be a meme. 

here, i am going to begin with my own embarrassment and a strange selection of arbitrarily named files that offer a disturbing glimpse into my tortured psyche:

221b maker street.docx
asspicture fic.docx
BELLY2.docx
bellybelly.docx
carvershittaketwo.docx
comicdongs.docx
connor is hot.docx
excellent posterior.docx
fausteeeeeeeeeeeeno.docx
feynriel loves hawke.docx
filthy orlesian.docx
fucking.docx
hairy kaidan thing.docx
hawkenborn.docx
in which i write porn every morning i guess.docx
old fenris fuck hawke.docx
pinkvomit.docx
shepnips.docx
the tale of the terrible tuber tosser.docx
wet socks.docx

these are all da2 or me fanfic files by the way.  

CLASSICS. That little “i guess” on “in which I write porn every morning” just cracked me up.

My favorites are all from my GIF folder:

  • anders_smash_anders_crash.gif
  • fuckedupbrillopad.gif
  • batmanblastoff.gif
  • getawayfrommyhawkebitch.gif
  • greatbagofdicks.gif
  • itfeelslikejustice.gif
  • meatpopsicle.gif
  • motorboatarishok.gif
  • sexuallyfrustratedkorra.gif
  • toddlersandtiarasandnietzche.gif
  • ursulatits.gif
  • writeallthesmuts_varric.jpg
  • trollvarric.jpg

To my knowledge, I’ve never actually been able to use itfeelslikejustice.gif, so here it is:

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    1. orphanervamp reblogged this from frikadeller
    2. comediaace reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      Okay, so I’m sure I’d have even weirder filenames if I had access to my main computer. But here’s a selection from my...
    3. shajs said: hairy Kaidan thing sounds awesome.
    4. princeroxy reblogged this from pizzaranger and added:
      go kanaynay go.gif imma bust your ghost.gif it no longer dokidokis.png I don’t have many
    5. pizzaranger reblogged this from frikadeller and added:
      CAOPIELOL2.psd catsdalsadadsl.png CHIOPOOP.psd CHRUST.psd DArremN.jpg farkas.jpeg (has nothing to do with farkas or even...
    6. spicyshimmy said: i love all the screams oh my god
    7. frikadeller reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      ANDERSWATERYOUDOIN.jpg BITCHFACE.jpg bllushhhhhhhh.jpg CREYINGFOREVER.jpg fenris_bellydancehurrdurrhurr.jpg...
    8. enjolllras reblogged this from frikadeller and added:
      I don’t really name my files but I have a few weird folder names: Unflattering Screenshots of Ryan Gosling in Remember...
    9. spader7 reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      andersnopants.jpg asddffhk.jpg avelinelikewhoah.jpg broodz.jpg fenzenlfkhg.jpg fistfeet.jpg garrusfpsj.jpg...
    10. thewerebeasts reblogged this from bitter-wormwood and added:
      YOONAS WASHT AR YOU DOING TO ALDIRHON.png IS THAT YOUR DICK.jpg yoodas y.png WHAT IS INYOURMOUTH.sai deliciously scarred...
    11. bitter-wormwood reblogged this from wickededge and added:
      bootybootybooty.docx FUCK PEANUT BUTTER.docx ITS A DRESS.png do you fucking mind.jpg suck my elf dick im clint...
    12. wickededge reblogged this from vulturephantasy and added:
      whatthehell.jpg nosethewicked.jpg JACKPOT.jpg grasswhatwhatwhatareyoudoing.jpg sassmaster.sai fuuuuuuuuuck.jpg...
    13. vulturephantasy reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      everybody is a disney.png i want to be a disney.png masterful balancing skills.png moist cookies.png wrong john the...
    14. nikolagriffin said: probably ‘the workshop opens a bazaar and things go bizarre’ not because it’s weird but for the dorky wordplay I was immensely proud of at the time c:
    15. cypheroftyr reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      FenrisandAndersFucked.docx 3somePrompts_tumblr.doc FendersPorn.doc Stupid mobile reblogging didn’t like the line breaks...
    16. iambickilometer said: ‘just fucking bang already.doc’ is my current fave
    17. teddums said: Wahaha these are gold I wish I could offer something but all my files are (thing)01 02 etc oh god I’m so.. so horribly orderly
    18. ohmercyme221 reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      ‘shia lebeouf arthouse penis and pantyhose’. There’s totally a reason for it, actually, but it’s more fun this way, eh?...
    19. rhiannon42 reblogged this from flutiebear and added:
      My fic docs all have very boring names. My gifs, though… bunch of laughing psychos cap takes a hit directly in the feels...
    20. buttsofjustice reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      i suppose this isn’t much of a surprise but i really am quite boring and organized and tend to name my fics whatever the...
    21. missl0nelyhearts reblogged this from flutiebear and added:
      i don’t have cute names for anything or i’d never find them again. i’m just reblogging so i can sob over the fact that...
    22. ofminorstature said: THESE ARE LIKE A GLIMPSE INTO YOUR MIND AND IT IS PRECIOUS
    23. wantthepharaohs said: It’s a gif from Glee of Blaine/Darren Criss talking about masturbation, and the file name in my gif folder is: blainemasturbationfromthatgleeepisdoenotreallymasturbatingewwthatwouldbeweirdandcrossalinedoyouthinkIwouldsavethatgifack.gif :P
    24. moodymarshmallow reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      All of my fics are named by prompt or pairing until I finish them, however, take a peek into the weird that is my gif...
    25. joasakura said: frankly, I’m digging “Hairy Kaidan Thing” XD
    26. flutiebear reblogged this from spicyshimmy and added:
      CLASSICS. That little “i guess” on “in which I write porn every morning” just cracked me up. My favorites are all from...
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