- Husband: At least the spiders make that horror movie noise. *skritch, skritch, skritch.*
- Husband: Real spiders you don't hear coming.
- Husband: Think back in your life and tell me: When was the last time you heard a spider?
- Me: Spiders. The silent killer.
- Husband: Like chlamydia.
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whattetheswyve said:
I always see them in the bathroom mirror, behind me, like a horror movie.
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ilikelookingatnakedmen said:
Did your husband play DA2? Those spiders were fucking MONSTERS and you couldn’t hear them coming and they take FUCKING AGES to die.
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rhiannon42 said:
Your husband is awesome.
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