- Husband: HOLY SHIT SPIDERS. Y U NO TELL ME THERE WERE SPIDERS IN THIS GAME
- Me: [laughs] Because I knew you wouldn't play it if I did.
- Husband: [whimpers]
- Me: See? Now you don't want to play it anymore.
- Husband: It's true, I am having some... angst.
- Me: Dive in the water. They can't get you in the water.
- Husband: Bullshit.
- Husband: That's not how spiders work.
- Husband: Do me a favor.
- Me: No.
- Husband: Go to Wikipedia--
- Me: No.
- Husband: --and look up fishing spiders.
- Me: Why in the world would you think this is a thing I would do?
- Husband: Because you said they can't get me in the water.
- Me: I'm *not* going to look up fishing spiders.
- Husband: .And here I thought you loved me.
- Me: You have a strange definition of love.
- Husband: Hey, you're the one who didn't tell me there were spiders in this game.
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