February 2012
243 posts
A mere two weeks late... Kimmathy's unromantic...
ilikelookingatnakedmen:
Firstly, I would like to apologise - both to Kimmathy and to dragonageholidaycheer - for how late this is. Writing it was like pissing gallstones, and I’ve finally thrown up my hands and gone “FUCK IT”.
Secondly, I would like to apologise for how unfluffy this is. My specialty is light-hearted crackfic, so hopefully this will break your heart in the appropriate...
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My dad just sent me an email to let me know that...
Because sometimes my father is adorkable.
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
ilikelookingatnakedmen:
mr-charles:
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
And Indio is only two weeks older than me.
cum 2 me, bby.
Speak for yourself,...
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VERNON YOUR STORIES
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No Light XII: Leniency
I apologize for the very “Law and Order” nature of this courtroom scene, but I had very little time to research how court martial proceedings work this morning, so maybe I kinda sorta pulled a Varric and took a few little liberties for the sake of plot. I REGRET NOTHING.
Previous drabble: In the Belly of the Gallows
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Meredith leans over the podium. Her armor catches the slant of...
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FINALLY updated my AO3 page
Now it runs current up to yesterday’s Shadows update. The Merrill Alphabet is up now too.
GAH. Sorry for falling so far behind on that, and for spamming any followers’ inboxes with update notices :)
Dog is okay--
She’s got a sprained tail! Not all that uncommon, of course, but apparently it’s hurting her like a motherfucker right now, which is why she’s yelping and crying and doing the drool-pant.
God, I just really, really hate seeing my babies in pain. When we actually have human kids and not just poochies, I’m going to be like the worst helicopter mom ever.
Dog Emergency
No “Shadows” this morning. Sorry!
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"Don't hurt us, lake monster!"
First off: HOLY SHIT PSYCHONAUTS
Second: There are more similarities than I ever realized between Psychonauts and Dragon Age 2 (Lyrium & Psitanium! Fixing broken people! Hilarious secondary character banters! Heroes that really aren’t! Emotional baggage! Scavenger hunts for crap! The stuff of legend come to life!) it kind of makes me realize I have a very specific kind of taste in...
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rhiannon42:
not language but a map: What Lot’s Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn’t A Pillar of Salt)
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our...
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msbarrows replied to your post: No Light XI: In the Belly of the Gallows
Been meaning to read this series for the longest time, but when I first saw them “Eyes” was obsessing me too much to read. Today, I have your AO3 post of the whole thing opened and plan to read through it in between doing other things (like writing).
I’ve been a little delinquent on updating my AO3 page since the...
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No Light XI: In the Belly of the Gallows
Well, I think the big emotional hump is over, now it’s time to deal with the fallout. I never thought I’d be so happy to write a prison scene. (With apologies to Biggs and Wedge, of course. I just couldn’t think of two other throwaway names.)
I like the idea that when Carver stops caring, he sounds a lot like his brother—which is, of course, the right idea but incorrectly...
Off for awhile, time to play!
Mmm, bacon.
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Pocket sand, cha!
Dale Gribble is my patronus.
Expelliarmus!
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hopefully this will make up fo rmy never being able to play chrono tirgger. OMG KING OF THE HILL, WHUT?!!
Never say never. It’s on the Wii Virtual Console, PSN, the iPhone, the DS—soon you’ll be able to play that shit straight from your toaster oven.
One day, you will be making toast and...
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sugarbitch, where do you think i am RIGHT THIS SECOND?
I’M HELPING.
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have NO IDEA what this is…but it’s available for Mac, so this is me toddling off to get it. :o)
Psychonauts on the Mac App Store
Just sayin’.
sesca replied to your post: Reinstalling Psychonauts
PSYCHONAUTS SO MANY MEMORIES (stupid meat circus!!) Man, I wonder if the PC version is better than suffering through the PS2 version
YES OH GOD YES
The PS2 version is horribly, horribly bugged out. The camera angles are borked, there’s one Figment in the Napoleon stage that is nearly impossible to acquire, it freezes and hangs and the...
blackcoffeeandink replied to your post: Reinstalling Psychonauts
like… a life changing game!
God, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who felt this way. The entire thing is just incredible, a brilliant look at the human mind, and madness, and coping with mental illness, all through the eyes of a pretty rad little dude, and oh it’s goddamn hysterical.
“Gloria’s...
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Reinstalling Psychonauts
When I need comfort, I turn to one of the greatest games ever made.
It’s downloadable off of Steam, GoG, PSN, Xbox Live, and it’s like five bucks. Just go play it already. For me.
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gatheringbones replied to your post: Reinstalling Psychonauts
!!!!!! i had no idea it was on psn!!!!
Oops, i don’t think it is yet. You can get it for Mac, though!
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No Light X: Thoughtless
I’m also putting this one under a Read More, as it’s incredibly violent and yucky. Trigger Warning for violence.
Also, just to clarify, because it may seem that timelines are conflicting here—all this business is happening right at the start of Act 2. No major Act 2 plotlines have been initiated from Garrett’s angle. He’s, like, still running around talking to...
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missl0nelyhearts:
The Urban Elephant
Oh god. I started to wibble just reading the description.
The Commonplace Book: Drabble: Gearing Up →
historymiss:
Varric wearing armour bothers me in ways I can’t begin to express :/
It’s been a long time since Varric buckled on armour. There’s not much call for it in Kirkwall- or at least, he likes to pretend that there isn’t. It’s easier to convince people you’re no threat when you don’t dress like one,…
I LOVE THIS SO HARD I MIGHT TURN INTO A MOUNTAIN OF LOVING.
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No Light IX: Caught in the Spiderweb
This is the one, the update I’ve been dreading to write, the one that has had me blocked for days. The events here need to happen, I know that, so the story can move forward. But it just made me want to take a shower every time I thought about it. So I apologize in advance if the writing in this update is a little rougher than most — I just don’t really feel like stewing over it...
Anonymous asked: Fuck that anon hate, have some anon love. Your podcasts with myjusticecake are awesome and you seem like a really, genuinely nice person, which is hard to come by these days. Also, your writing is great. Keep it up, lovely lady.
Anonymous asked: Your writing made me hate Carver. You made him a completely one-dimensional whiny baby. You also ruined Merrill/Carver with your bad, bad writing and complete unability to write UST.
Anonymous asked: Latte! Cappucino! Pavlova! Sea foam! Bubble bath!
Anonymous asked: Your writing is uninspired and dull. You are rarely as insightful as you think you are.
Alright, that’s enough greyfacing for one night. But remember, my little nonny rage-monkeys, my askbox is always open, if you need to channel that hate somewhere.
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Knickerweasels is a weekly...
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